Why We Don’t Like Dentists

In this world there are many vocations : non secular, musical, works of charity and then Dentistry. I realized this only after observing the dentist’s office with whom we share a floor.

They give a lot to the world and get nothing back. A week back I asked 1 or 2 pals and family which professionals they loathe most. Almost unanimously, lawyers came 1st followed closely by teachers ( owing to having a sizeable number of kids as respondents ) and then dentists ( age was unimportant here ).

Consider it, the rest of us standard folks ( except doctors ) have to work conscientiously thru college but if we are smart and fortunate we get our big break and the rest of life happens to us. Dentists on the other hand have the raw side of the deal. Like other doctors they go thru years upon years of study and no social life when in pre-med college. Then one or two years of dentistry college ( meanwhile the rest of us are on to our second or third jobs ) so as to get their operating licenses. Dentists nevertheless , unlike their contemporaries in other medical fields are usually not called ‘Dr. So and so’ and even if they are , they are not admired as much, nor glorified. I wonder if there is anyone that has ever heard a ma telling a child, “One day I need you to become a…Dentist. ”

Their clients are the worst in the world. Have you ever walked into a doctor’s room smiling? If you’re below the age of 14, you probably enter reluctantly, wailing your lungs out and after hours of convincing ( or as my folks did ) several tough alerts you sit on the aforementioned ‘robot’ chair and shut your mouth solid! It would then take a few minutes of convincing and bribery by the dentist to get you to open once more.

The other part of a dentist’s consumers are the ever protesting folk, whose mouths’ smell like they had not seen a brush since their service days in the Korean War. They keep misplacing their dentures or keep failing to use floss. The worst nevertheless , is still to come as the eccentrics in this class carry their fallen enamel in their purses expecting it to be stuck back onto their gums like it were a damaged melanin cup.

It seems also that dentists’ clients have a lot in common : they don’t smile ( for obvious reasons ) and if they do it’s to test if they were given their money’s worth ; they’re in pain ( hence sad ) and they’re always complaining. Yes. We bitch more to our dentists than any one else, even our brokers in such difficult times! If it is’s not about how painful your teeth are at night, it about how you keep forgetting not to utilise a tooth pick!

Well you could be reading this and say, “Well at least they’re well paid! ” not really. Most dentists, if the rest are anything like mine, spend a little more time calling up insurance corporations for approvals and checks than basically making profits.

The worst part about our whining and fussing is that we do it to ourselves yet we keep going with our bad smoking, drinking, puking, tooth picking, sweets-eating, under / over brushing habits. After all this, dentists all around the globe, just like sponges, keep absorbing the negativity and as we are his / her livelihood keep doing their roles. Saintly!

Next time you visit your dentist, you will not afford a smile or the price of your daughter’s braces, but just keep your gob shut, will you? There are many good Milwaukee dentists that really deserve more respect. A similar thing goes for Memphis dentists and Boston dentists.

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